Asian-born Asian female friend: how is it dating white guys? Are there racial dynamics that come into play?
Me: talks non-stop about race, thinly-cloaked misogyny, class, power, social economics, etc
*five days later*
Me: still talking
Same friend: do they have bigger dicks?
Me, smiling from ear to ear: well, can’t say I’ve ever been disappointed
And there you have it, my friends, the best and worst human being in the world, Sarah Mei Lyana, A.K.A. ME
